Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your name says it all OP
jpoole 4
It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??
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Comments (270)
perdix 31
Was she getting you ready for a salad tossing? She saw you cleaning out you mouth to make it nice and fresh for kissing her. Perhaps she wanted to clean out another recreational area ;) If you don't know what salad-tossing is, let we warn you: if you look it up, you'll never hear the Frasier theme song the same again.
Buttsexpirate 9
She's a future pirate in the waiting. Argh. Prepare to see her soon on the booty seas.
gigglebot11 0
Why were you brushing your teeth naked?
ohthatgirl 0
She wants you to get an idea of how anal feels
Joey44 15
If that is how anal feels to OP's girlfriend, then OP must have the smallest freaking penis that's ever existed.
X3liteXHunterX 12
Well 74 is asian so that explains a lot.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for leaving your ass accessible while brushing your teeth.
rezzrhyme 0
wat kind of "shit" r u 2 in 2 lol
fpike17 0
That's hot?
rockinsexychick 5
She's tryin to show ya how it feelz wen u shove ur tip up her
Wangan_Warrior 9
The dude have a tiny penis in that case xD
mitoito68 6
That's a good way to start your gay live next will be a pen
Sethro 1
You brush your teeth naked?