Surprisebuttsecks?
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
PerfectBoyfriend
Reet, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Your name says it all OP
jpoole 4
It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??
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Comments (270)
GhhOsT206 0
Why were you brushing your teeth naked?
Miss_Trejo 5
Ew!!
Enslaved 38
Is it still an FML if it didn't hurt you? Lol
nousernamesworks 12
Did ya like it?
Isoldael 27
Maybe the FML is that OP wanted her to use something bigger... O.o
aFreedom127 9
Hint alert...she wants to try anal. On you!
clue_me_in 20
You know you liked it.
cocodecoeur 12
Hahaha that's gross! But i cracked up lol
N3766 20
Apparently she found your G-spot
missmurphtang 1
Getting revenge for your "oops!" during sex? :p Seriously though, man the hell up. A Q-tip?! That's smaller than any shit, I'm sure you'll be fine :p