Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML
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birdfreak 24
It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)
emilieee_fml 0
I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!
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Comments (190)
vonRosen 6
You kinda lost your focus mate on what's important for the moment. She totally wanted to "get it on" whilst you only "get your nerd on" YDI (bigtime)
rezzel 0
haha good for u
xoxodenisee 0
That sounds like my bf -_- but I wouldn't stop talking to him. That's messed up o___O
BikeAllDay818 6
I said the same, she has problems!
RotaBoy27 0
Fag
brohamas16 7
how is it that outta whtever she said you only found a mispelled word
brohamas16 7
you just took it aliiiiiiiiiiittle far
jintin 0
That's style dude just understand dnt correct wait fr 4 days she will come back and sext lol
sourspraykay 8
What?
jellitonoctopus 19
Ah, I see. Now I know why grammar Nazis are so damn bitter. They don't get any.
bhall10 0
Smooth.
buddmoney 0
I hate when smart-asses do that I no how to spell but who wants to be typing on a phone all day? Especially if you got a cell phone from the 90's- tap tap tap. Just call me