Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML
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birdfreak 24
It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)
emilieee_fml 0
I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!
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Comments (190)
N3VVRmiNd 0
Same thing happens to me all the time. Bad spelling is such a turn off, but don't correct them, just do what it takes to keep going so you can rewrite the material and use it later
Soap3rz 1
"first time in months"? You make it sound like this is the extent of your sexual relationship. Fyl.
gmc_blossom 21
Yes, if people weren't such dunderheads, then there wouldn't be a need for "Grammar Nazis". If people would just attempt to spell things right, or even use correct grammar, we could all live our lives peacefully. Why "***" someone when you can **** them? Spelling words wrong takes the meaning out of them. Instead of telling someone you "luv" them, how about telling them you love them instead? Especially if you actually mean it..
StormGirl142 24
You fuckhead.
my_usagi 0
Dumbass ruined the moment lol
friedbunnies 9
I'm so glad I'm not the only one...
newyorkyankees27 0
how can u think of spelling when she sends u that
CaitlinLittle 3
You can sext me bb, I don't make mistakes, ma numba is 519 943 3306 ttyl.. I hope
dragoness_sm 0
Nice prioritizing, fail whale
AlexRen 21
Next Time Don't **** Block Yourself.