Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I absent-mindedly poured the putrid water from the sink’s air trap into the sink that I'd just removed the air trap out of, and flooded the cupboard I then had to crawl into. FML
Today, I had to temporarily remove the drain pipe under the sink. I absentmindedly poured the stinky water from the trap into the now drainless sink, and flooded the cupboard I was working in with it. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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linolium9 0
I'm a plumber so let me offer some advice. rule of thumb states that excess food needs to be disposed of in the garbage. the purpose of your disposal is for small scrap meal left on the plate that wouldn't come off by scraping the plate over the garbage can. examples: rice pieces, a few noodles, or that little bit of lettuce from your salad. not an entire rubbermaid container of stroganoff. PS the only thing that is good for your disposal is ice. it sharpens the blades and doesn't clog up. NO EGGSHELLS OR POTATO SKINS. just FYI
SagemoonBlood 0
Is That Even Possible ?
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SagemoonBlood 0
Is That Even Possible ?
dhbeaver 9
Apperently
MrsDruidess 23
yes it is, OP is an idiot though. the garbage disposal is for cleaning the little scraps off your plate, not for huge amounts of food!! Thats what your trash can is for.
o8643 0
That's not stroganoff...
person5150 0
Yesh this is possible lol happened to me once in the shower but it like came out of the wall it wuz weird i was like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? good to know that this has happened to someone else btw
Dave010897 0
LOL! #3
Casius_fml 0
Thats freakin hilarious!
soiree_fml 0
never put meat in a garbage disposal. meat and eggshells are both big, big no-no's
_theman_ 0
and why is that? ive put meat in mine and nothing bad has happened. eggshells i havent tried yet, i should go do that. ;) haha
TurtleLightning 7
Meat is no but why eggshells?
RandomRaveDude 10
I'm guessing leftover calcium in the eggs may corrode some metals and just make your sink really ugly looking.
Khalavaster 0
Lol... YDI for not bagging it up and tossing it into the garbage bin. Quite a surprise though!
katzepferd 0
throw it away, or, better yet, eat your leftovers, assuming they arent old, which you didnt specify
vampiregal16rulz 5
um, garbage disposal isnt connected to plumbing that hooks to you shower, so its impossible for it to be stroganoff....its some other unwanted type of 'left overs'.
DeeMew 0
I hope it was spoiled if you threw it out. Wasting food is a bad habit- especially if it was animal product/meat.
FYLDeep 26
I love stroganoff!