Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML
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birdfreak 24
It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)
emilieee_fml 0
I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!
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Comments (190)
midnight333_fml 10
You are such a fucktard. Be grantull for sex vlowjob handjobs and all that good shit don't just turn her of and be a dumb ****
potato_bandit 1
*grateful ********. That's what YOU get for being an idget. :P
potato_bandit 1
Ahahahahah! You my friend, are my new favorite person.
jep00 8
Dumbass.
amisenho 11
Eh, I don't blame you. I have no sympathy for people that can't respect their main form of communication enough to use spelling, punctuation, and grammar correctly.
sophiehelen 32
You realise it was probably a typo. People do that, it doesn't necessarily mean they can't form coherent sentences. And proof reading a sext explicitly is frankly just stupid
trm20469 4
Dumbass!!!
blackwidowtaco 31
There's a time and a place to correct someone's poor grammar. If you're trying to have it off with your girlfriend, then sexting is definitely not the place.
sophiehelen 32
You're a ******* idiot OP
xer096 7
Dude. When my girlfriend and I do that she spells stuff wrong all the time and she has actively said she hates commas, but the fact is she is SEXTING you, spelling
HighlandShadows 48
Well, your gf is pissed, but your middle school English teacher is beaming with pride somewhere...
peterblack67 9
And you're wondering why she doesn't do it???