Pepe
France
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
SingleStrongArm
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Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
umm yeah no!
Extreme dating
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Skids
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Wowseriously
United States
Dumpster Fire Boyfriend
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Top comments
jgars575 0
if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do
poison29 0
showering every other day is fine. showering and washing your hair every day depletes your body of its natural oils
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Comments (115)
Batsumoto 4
French people are soooo disgusting.
Spiral_Fairy 0
Must you make a racist comment? Seriously, just because one person from a country doesn't shower as often as they should doesn't automatically make the entire population dirty and disgusting.
Honda288 2
Wut the **** man I'm a guy and I still shower every day.
melicakes 0
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I dont understand how anyone can NOT shower everyday. Thats just sickk.
hippychiccx 0
Go to Europe and find.
hippychiccx 0
out^
pulpfiction_fml 3
If she really needed to shower more, you would smell that she needed to shower more. Every other day is fine as long as you don't have bad body odor. It differs from person to person.
quiddity 0
Yeah, if you're naturally dirty and oily, you have to shower every day. If you're an extreme filth-magnet, then you have to shower twice daily. Otherwise, every other day is totally fine. I shower every 2-3 days most of the time. I could go for a week without showering, and my body would be fine; the only reason I shower more is so that my hair looks pretty. I also don't wear deodorant and don't use hair conditioner. And yet I don't smell bad, I always look clean and well put-together, and my hair is considered very good. Don't act like other people's hygiene habits are "disgusting" just because they're different from yours. I know that some people would become incredibly gross if they followed my example, while others would be normal like me. Everyone has their individual needs, so you need to stop calling foul on the people who clean themselves differently from you.
PlasmaFox 0
I haven't showered for months, and I've been complimented on my good looks.
Ross_H 0
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Three times a week? She's disgusting!! I shower twice a day no matter what. Just reading that makes me feel dirty. I'm going to have a shower.
Dilwann 27
You have a problem.
Superstitious 6
I appreciate 32's sarcasm
Apachefire21 0
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******* disgusting. dump em. that is disgusting. and you people who think this is ok are pigs
lolaperon 0
I shower every other day unless my crotch smells.
lapochka 0
i shower twice a day occasionally 3 times if I work out or something.. wash my hair once in two days.. i think this is the best ruitine try it =] that way i always feel fresh and my hair doesn't get damaged. I'm a girl.
KatieAvery 0
some people don't have enough money too pay for the water bills
Dilwann 27
How do you have time to do anything? Showering 3 times a day would take1.5 hours if you wanna do it thorougly.