Pepe
France
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
SingleStrongArm
Oshawa, Canada
Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
umm yeah no!
Extreme dating
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Skids
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Wowseriously
United States
Dumpster Fire Boyfriend
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Top comments
jgars575 0
if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do
poison29 0
showering every other day is fine. showering and washing your hair every day depletes your body of its natural oils
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Comments (115)
jj9223 0
wow thats pretty messed up well im glad my gf cant go a day without a shower and she always smells rlly good
RKftw 0
I think it's natural. but I can't stand smelly smells
ilovefatcats 12
Ackward!
blairyboo 0
wth?! thts not OCD I shower evey night and every morning
rwac07 0
disgusting *****. u should shower once everyday atleast (if ur normal)
defaultusername 0
unless she earns a living shoveling raw sewage, she's good three times a week. quit being a little girl.
LinsKitty 0
I agree with #30, I shower every 2-3 days and I always look, smell, and feel clean.
JaeC 0
#30 ur a ******* pig....working for physicians it is absolutely a must that you take bath/shower or just wash up everyday. our bodies secret all types of shit (sweat, dead skin etc) every waking minute. unless ur on survivor or have some real medical condition u should be washin ur ass everyday if not ur just plain ole nasty. **** the life of anyone who has to be around you. OP dump the bitch just think of all the yeast infections she might have had
natho_fml 0
clean freak! if your a guy grow some balls! stop acting like a girl. I bet you've never had dirt under your nails. and couldn't stand getting your hands dirty.
rawr_iliketacos 0
he has balls! just likes to keep them clean!!