Pepe
France
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
SingleStrongArm
Oshawa, Canada
Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
umm yeah no!
Extreme dating
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Skids
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Wowseriously
United States
Dumpster Fire Boyfriend
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Top comments
jgars575 0
if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do
poison29 0
showering every other day is fine. showering and washing your hair every day depletes your body of its natural oils
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Comments (115)
pulpfiction_fml 3
Did you know that if you shower too often it actually strips away too much bacteria on your skin? You probably shouln't shower more than twice a day. Once might even be better if you don't smell too much.
thegingerkid 0
Shower every day. I think it is disgusting when people dont shower everyday. And, #30 people probably just dont want to call you out. I shower once a day, which is all thats needed. People who shower twice a day good for you!(no sarcasm)
messykid977 0
hahahaha i just read through all of these. it was amusing.
Hurt16 0
ooomg she pum pum must scratch she cuz that's nastyyyyy... R u ******* her? cuz how didn't u notice age don't really... u kno down there....
Hurt16 0
she* not age iPhone typo idk where they got age mixed up with she lol
quotecentral 0
Ha ha I know this was a while ago, but whatever. I've read a lot of these comments, and some people are so defensive about how THEY don't shower, and they're fine. Maybe you look and feel fine, but on your 3rd day without a shower, I don't care how you feel or look.. that's gross. You're covered in dirt and sweat, whether you feel it or not. Disgusting.
Tremdogg 0
Wow, why are you even arguing about this. the answer is to wash once a day, whatever the weather. By adulthood you should definitely shower once a day, due to sweat etc. You do sweat weather you are doing physical activity or not, plus it should be a routine by now. Wow.
downfall95 0
maybe for girls. guys get all sweaty and more dirty so everyday. lol
rachelwhaatt 0
ohmygod. that sir is nausiating. FYL.
LOL_7052 0
I shower two times a day