Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mother told me that my dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth, her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
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stevenJB 25
Did she happen to take a spike to the head when that happened? Like really hard?
BrookieAnn 19
I see great relationship troubles in your future....ooooooo;)
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Comments (87)
dhenri 9
Where is the who cares button??
perdix 31
The good news is that if she's psychic, she'll know when you intend to break up with her and she'll dump you first. That's work out great for you because the dumpee gets more sympathy that the dumper (unless you're dumpy and no one cares about you anyways.)
Damian95 16
I'm not sure maybe this is the beginning of an apocalypse!
kirb2154 3
maybe she has really good memory
interesting33 37
does this really bother you so much that you have to call her that in your username?
misspennycakes 7
My boyfriend calls me a **** but doesn't mean we will break up!
etishuman22 32
You're rude, OP. You didn't need to put that as your username. Shame on you.
truesarrif 33
this one time at band camp.....
Axipiter 24
Blow her mind. Tell her you're psychic too, and you knew she was going to tell you she was.
33Got_Game 13
So she can see the future or read your mind or whatever? You might want to break up with her if you really think she is that crazy or that dumb, I wonder if she'll see that coming.
jessherself13 21
Did she have a near death experience while playing volleyball? I mean, unless she took a ball to the face I don't get why she would.