Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.
anjyu22 0
I gotta know... were you?
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Comments (92)
RyeBreadBoy 0
Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.
suaveneanderthal 0
damn, i mean her mom did just pass away i think you have to try and be considerate, i think the best thing for you to do is do everything in your power to convince her otherwise. Do little sweet things that maybe you've stopped doing or coordinate a little surprise for her... maybe in her head she's really just not feeling appreciated and the loss of her mom probably didn't help matters, but right now it sounds like she's gonna need support so at least don't blow up in her face.
riku3220 2
-Just- passed away? The FML says years ago. The girl is insane.
TheLetterZero 7
Yeah #9, read the FML correctly.
suaveneanderthal 0
damn, was way too drunk last night to be reading fml's correctly. sorry i didn't catch that her mom's been dead awhile.
_fake_ 0
Way to go. Giving worldly advice when on the sauce. That's what I do every time I get drunk- go on FML and give advice. Kudos, though. For being drunk, you had extremely good spelling. When I'm drunk, I usually can't work a keyboard. Or cell phone. Or legs.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Well were you?
beren456 1
haha. usually when a girl says that she's not appreciative and she wants to break it off, so there's nothing you can do to change her mind, but if she's crazy, you should stay away from her, either way, you get rid of her, I'm sorry...
Maddoctor 10
Looks like your now ex-girlfriend has some parental issues... if you know what I mean.
moonlight_daze 8
Necrophilia?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Unless that and being psychic is a turn on for the OP, he should be glad he's out haha
KRUSH_fml 0
you probably were dead people don't lie
BeeSkwaird 0
Were you cheating, OP? We're missing an important piece here.
jackkerouc9 0
That is the best break up ever.
Lolrus 0
Good thing you got off that crazy wagon.
D3M0N4N93l 0
Like the song goes....I gotta feelin somebody's watchin meeee! In your case, this applies.
erdene96 1
okkk. every is stupid. so fyck you all.
Ninjaface 0
Did you really think that anything good would come of cheating on your witch girlfriend telepathically? You'll be much better off if from now on you leave those kinds of antics to B-list fantasy soap operas.
pandalover69 26
he meant that HER mom was communicating with HER telepathically you moron
duppp 0
PLEASE start thinking before you post stuff on a forum. This post is clearly ironical, meaning that what he says is a humorus comment, "dissing" the girl.
farflungfloyd 0
you are so lucky it ended. Count your blessings and move on
youEQUALtosser 0
YDI for dating a such an idiot.
jaybrown 0
I was about to say!
anjyu22 0
I gotta know... were you?