Anonymous
France
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
dumbbass
Canada
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
ouch
United States
Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
aireun
United States
Slapstick
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
ge fu yo twa
Today, after house sitting for my future father-in-law and managing to keep things spotless for 3 weeks, a pipe burst. It flooded the place and shorted out a plug socket, causing a fire that ruined the front room. He gets home in 3 hours. I'm screwed. FML
anon
United States
You played yourself
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
Ouchies
United States
Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
So so close to clean
Warren, United States
Proper job
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
nemi
Norway
All over the place
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Top comments
techlife 0
that should have shocked the hell out of you!
alex_vik 1
#3 - He still shouldn't have pissed in his room.
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Comments (38)
bassguitar19 1
#1 he was drunk you idiot
ZleveL 0
I clicked YDI when I saw drunk
skilova4lifezzz 19
YDI for drinking at home.
techlife 0
that should have shocked the hell out of you!
Kamon97 23
Wished it did lol
alex_vik 1
#3 - He still shouldn't have pissed in his room.
that_guy_you_are 0
LOL too bad it wasn't someone else's room, you would've won so many points in my book.
anthony960 0
Maybe that will teach you to not drink and if you do not to get drunk.
Acorns 0
#7 - Is to get drunk not the point of drinking?? lol
Patrick69_fml 0
depends how drunk it's obvious this guy had 1 to many tequilas
Keiko86 0
Yeah, if you can't hold your liquor you don't deserve to drink. YDI
tomarino13 0
U could of killed your dick LOL
sunflower226 0
that would have been a good thing! according to Darwin, it's natures way of eliminating stupidity
beautifulskies 0
that's the most disgusting thing i've ever heard. I don't understand how anyone could just piss in their room. and you obviously weren't THAT drunk, if you remembered it. Not even dogs go to the bathroom where they sleep. YDI and more.
123sploosh 0
ewewwww yes yesyes 10
AdamBo 0
cute! ill vote for you!