Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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iJason 0
dude, that happened to my best friend! his gf was my gf's bestie, when she broke with me, the other girl did the same. HARSH!
evangldbrg 0
Get together with her friend, and see if she'll enjoy being single...by herself.
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Comments (144)
azure8787 0
damn.
GodDeath 0
Dude same thing happened to me, but my girlfriend did it so she could break up with me
purple91 8
YDI for dating someone so stupid
Mortanious 0
Your girlfriend is a bitch, either her logic starts from her ass or she thought that this was the perfect time to dump you because she's a bitch.
FoundManyLemons 0
It wasn't gonna last anyway. That is really stupid though.
quarty165 0
FYL because the idiotic girl hurt you, but then again... you're probably really being spared if she would dump you for that.
cani_fml 0
ask her friend out :P
kwinters 5
wow. man as much as that sucks, like REALLY sucks, you're better off without her if she'd do something like that. i mean yeah you look out for your friends... but that's just ridiculous! fyl
ObadiahtheSlim 2
You're better off without that dumb *****.
hogermite 0
rubixmonkey - oh, wonderful! you just had a revelation in an fml that you're a feminist bitch who attacks men for their remarks and let's women slide for their shit because you both have vaginas. I love to see personal growth here.