Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
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miniluda12 12
OP's username.
astoryofroses 9
take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)
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Comments (105)
ahti546 11
YDI fatty
MURIKKA 11
Holllyyy shhhiiitttt. The amount of thumbs down you are going to get..... Just wow.
silbot 11
"YDI fatty"? What in the **** is wrong with you, asshole?
miniluda12 12
OP's username.
MaydayParade1476 14
It's a great family, isn't it?
astoryofroses 9
what a wonderful phrase
Cbizzlez 10
It's a problem free philosophy
meganfoxissexy 0
"Where'd you get your body from? I got it from my momma.. I got it from my momma" Sing that in front your mom=payback
bettykooler 7
Hey minilunda what is your picture of????
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
That's Brandon Urie of a band called "Panic! At The Disco". That's him in one of their music videos "I write Sins not Tragedies".
SpicyDuck 22
40, 41 It's Brednon alright but the song is The Ballad of Mona Lisa. I stumbled on the song last night. Former Diehard Panic fan...
JerryH 9
Does it matter? Still a great band and 2 good songs
bettykooler 7
I knew it was him!! Ha he looked so familiar but I couldn't quite place him and I've never seen that music video. Thanks guys :)
miniluda12 12
Made my day to read about panic fans on FML
astoryofroses 9
take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)
domking1315 20
Then there'll be no worries for the rest of your days
Felling 14
I think you've just been owned lol.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Not only owned... Bought, owned and then sold...
zingline89 18
I think this Simbalizes bigger problems in the family. I mean maybe her brother isn't lion and she really is overweight, but at least she's doing something about it.
BunchieRules 31
37 - Agreed. I hope those insults don't Scar OP for lie.
BunchieRules 31
Life*. I apologize for my horrible pun.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
This incident probably really damaged OP's pride
MURIKKA 11
That was quick thinking on your brother's part.
StalkerChick 13
Yea, I'd be proud if I was OP
Forlorn420 9
Right? It might've been rude but it was funny.
bimonthly 4
they're the idiots! Anything you do to promote a healthy lifestyle is worth being proud of!... But expect a lot of high fives at Zumba!
onlychildFTW 34
What is Zumba anyways?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
From my understanding, It's like aerobics but fast paced with dancing thrown in.
thatKidzmOm 10
Ask perdix...he zumbas!
perdix 31
#47, it's a group exercise class featuring Latin dance moves (salsa, merengue, etc.) and mostly Latin music. If you go all out, it can be about the most intense workout you can get. And if you like being outnumbered by girls, it's the place to be.
verkaderk 9
Hit it up, lose weight. It's all good. I enjoy your family though
ManInTheMachine 20
That's when you go Scar on their asses and kick them into the path of stampeding gazelle. Or in this case, the freeway. No hard feelings, right?
gree_fml 11
Scar's origins... He is so skinny in the movie because he lost all of that weight, but still seeked vengeance...
mpj13 8
Hogwash. I think you should still do it
heyheywaddup 7
Who cares what they say! Just show em that you can do it