Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You've got it all wrong, they're taking one for the team by preventing her from getting back with you. They know she's bad news and are protecting you. Of course, if they have a bukkake party on her, that'll soften the blow, so to speak.
OrySoma 11
been there bud its pretty terrible but here's my advice people are terrible and those people were never really real friends if they would do that to you best to just walk away and move on with your life while flipping them all the bird good luck in your future endeavors
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OrySoma 11
been there bud its pretty terrible but here's my advice people are terrible and those people were never really real friends if they would do that to you best to just walk away and move on with your life while flipping them all the bird good luck in your future endeavors
RichardPencil 32
You've got it all wrong, they're taking one for the team by preventing her from getting back with you. They know she's bad news and are protecting you. Of course, if they have a bukkake party on her, that'll soften the blow, so to speak.
John Nemeth 14
They ain’t your real friends Brah. Bruuuuuuuh
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, they just want to take her to a braai, have some brie and brew and pop off her bra, bro.
kfchicken 31
life lesson: the duration of time you've known someone doesn't say anything about their character. FYL but you should try to know your friends better.
dasin 18
they arent tryna date her and if they are they arent youre friends