Today, I think I found the person I feel is my soulmate while I was in Montana this past weekend. My friend’s wife’s best friend. She was perfect, same sense of humor, same sarcasm, good morals, and absolutely gorgeous. I was struck. And then I received a text message from my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, I realized how in love I am with my soulmate. How how do I tell my wife? FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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slkeithh 14
Look, I get it. We don't always marry someone for the right reasons. But we also need to realize if what we are feeling about someone else is just impulsive and dumb vs what is truly strong and long lasting. I advise doing some soul searching and starting some open communication with your wife about what you feel is lacking. If it turns out you aren't made for each other, fine, all the better. But don't disrespect the woman who has been with you for however long just because you can't figure out what you want.
cuz803 46
People like you are honestly selfish jerks that deserve lifetime sentence of single
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RichardPencil 32
Hey, Plop, can you start singing "Jolene" again? Good morals, eh? Stealing another woman's husband? Sounds like a keeper! (I read this first on my iPhone where the app doesn't show the titles.)
Plop 17
Sorry, I only sing the Pokemon theme song and country music. Don't ask why. And maybe OP should just offer his dream girl to have a quickie in the toilets. If her morals are as good as he says, I'm sure she'll agree to it.
cuz803 46
People like you are honestly selfish jerks that deserve lifetime sentence of single
Rodville 28
Didn’t Alanis Morissette make that song?
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, but she don't know shit about irony! It's not unexpected that a man of your dreams would have a beautiful wife. I wrote to Alanis and told her it should be "mean, ugly wife." That would be "Ironic!"
Major Ahull 3
It's like meeting the woman of my dreams, and meeting her asshole husband. Or 10 thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to stab him.
slkeithh 14
Look, I get it. We don't always marry someone for the right reasons. But we also need to realize if what we are feeling about someone else is just impulsive and dumb vs what is truly strong and long lasting. I advise doing some soul searching and starting some open communication with your wife about what you feel is lacking. If it turns out you aren't made for each other, fine, all the better. But don't disrespect the woman who has been with you for however long just because you can't figure out what you want.
1known 34
And you realized you had already find your soulmate?
megmeg1191 7
her good morals deserve someone with good morals. sorry bud
Ashley Elgert 2
you spent one weekend with a women in a "happy" event setting and you think dhed your soulmate. honestly your wife totally deserves better.
electraliv 13
Couldn’t agree more