Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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iJason 0
dude, that happened to my best friend! his gf was my gf's bestie, when she broke with me, the other girl did the same. HARSH!
evangldbrg 0
Get together with her friend, and see if she'll enjoy being single...by herself.
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Comments (144)
schp98ls1b4c 0
when she comes crawling back turn her down change your number shine her on teach the **** a lesson
RuralNinja 0
Meh, she's probably a closet dyke and wants to get with her friend. Otherwise, thats a stupid display of sympathy. I wouldn't get into a car crash to show sympathy to my friend that got t-boned at an intersection. Likewise, I wouldn't end a relationship to show sympathy to a friend that got dumped.
XDCloud 0
Uhm, this may be a silly question but, is she blonde?
GreenChemicalBoy 0
Now what you need to do is ask out your ex's best friend. That would be the ultimate revenge. *evil laughter*
NIC_R00LZ 0
Bros before hoes, dude. Best friends come before the men. (Or your best friend will never let you live it down. :P) Anyway, sucks for youuu.
caZper 4
that sux man. they always do this kind of things for their friends
Psychs7 11
Well done rubixmonkey for addmiting that, she aint a feminazi, far from it, and this is a straight guy saying that about a girl who was just slagging off men so stfu guys who think otherwise, have you ever even got out your computer chair to go outside and meet real people? If you did you'd probably bump into a feminist soon enough with attitudes like that. Call her a nazi for defending women? Are you a chauvinist for defending men? That being said the girl here is clearly out of line, breaking up with a guy for a stupid reason like that IS pathetic no arguing, but on the plus shes obviously an airhead so losing her was definatly a plus. You can say "she was being a good friend" but she wasn't, she was being a bad girlfriend, you don't do that to your partner, when you have a partner you should commit to a relationship deeper than that of a friend, your partner should BE your best friend, thats how relationships work, and the ones that don't, fail or are unhappy. If you arn't ready for commitment like that then get out of the relationship game and stop messing around with peoples hearts you selfish bastard.
fourzerofour 0
She obviously didn't like you all that much anyways... probably best to be out of a relationship like that.
eddles 0
no offense, but I love my friends so much they are like my sisters to me and I would do anything for them, even if it mention dumping the one I love, but If I really loved him and thought he was the one iwould have given an explaination fir it!
eddles 0
#117 I no wat u are sayin but I think boyfriends will come and go, and if he was just one who I Wasnt in love with I so would dump him for my bff