Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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iJason 0
dude, that happened to my best friend! his gf was my gf's bestie, when she broke with me, the other girl did the same. HARSH!
evangldbrg 0
Get together with her friend, and see if she'll enjoy being single...by herself.
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Comments (144)
letthemxeatcake 0
She probably wants her best friend ;)
jaynedoe 0
you totally deserved this, because you deserve to be in a better relationship than this. look on the bright side, maybe now you can find a girlfriend who isn't so flakey and uncommitted.
frostie 0
dumped, you shouldn't be posting this story on FML, instead you should be pissed about it. You posting this story implies that you still have feelings for her and still like/love her. What kind of bitch does that to someone just so she and her best friend could "be single together"? She cant even be classified as a human being for pulling off something that horrible :/ Your looking at this in the wrong way. If shes sooo low to be willing to do something like this imagine what she would have done later on in your relationship (possibly cheat, lie and generally not give a **** about you).
nc89 0
either you were dating a total idiot, or she was done with you anyway.
ScaryyMary 14
My best friend and I tend to start going out with guys within a week or two of each other, then dump them within a week or two of each other. LOL. But we never do this consciously.
DeathShad0 1
Sounds like someone's a lesbian.
RubixMonkey 0
So shallow people are now lesbians?
stone_light 0
response: wait... instead of every1 being single, we can make a 3some =D
Johnny_k123 0
Clitastorphe It doesn't matter the amount of men that rip on the girlfriend, the point being is that what she did was insensible and pretty retarded. And if you openly admit that you'd follow her example I hope to God that you don't have a boyfriend, ever. And if you do by chance have a boyfriend, and he agree with your logic, he's an idiot that should fear your best friend getting broken up with. And Rubixmonkey, shut the hell up. I think we can agree on one thing though. Next time a man posts a dick like FML on this site, and I see a women call him an ass and a women say "just like a man lololol" I'm going off my rocker and call her a sexist pig. Agreed? O.P. I'm sorry, that must be a terrible thing to go through. Hope you feel better soon.
RubixMonkey 0
Go right ahead. I am not saying women are any better. I want you to call women on that shit too. And you are right, I have not approached women about their sexist behavior and have not done what I should. I should be calling all people on their shit.
Nerification 0
she's a stupid bitch you can do better
justmeagirl 0
that's what happens when you date a dumb shallow bitch just 'cuz she's hot.