Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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iJason 0
dude, that happened to my best friend! his gf was my gf's bestie, when she broke with me, the other girl did the same. HARSH!
evangldbrg 0
Get together with her friend, and see if she'll enjoy being single...by herself.
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Comments (144)
perdix 31
She should have showed her sympathy by sharing you with her dumped friend. You have to be Threesomopportunistic. (Sorry, Marshall's. There's not a damn thing you can do about it.)
Witchcraft_fml 5
Maybe she thought the skills the OP is obviously lacking in the bedroom would just upset her friend even more!
perdix 31
Or maybe the dumped friend could show the OP how to please his girlfriend and EVERYBODY could be happy. I don't know the dynamics of an actual threesome, but I am willing to learn. They seem very educational and enlightening. And sexy.
Witchcraft_fml 5
It's like a scientific experiment. It even includes explosions!
perdix 31
She blinded me. . . with Science!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Arrgh, you got it in my eye! *squint*
theta_fml 0
This fml has been done already. The EXACT same fml was posted quite a while ago.
ShenziSixaxis 0
Stupid women. D:
Akazuki 26
Stupid people who judge an entire group by the actions of one make me sad D: Yes, OPs ex-girlfriend was heartless, but there's no need to bash the entire female population, asshole.
Lisa89 3
I guess she doesn't care about you much then. Move on.
Wet_Dream 0
that happends when you date kids..
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Wow, what a colossal dumbass she is. It's OK though, she's just a woman. After all - bretheren before wenches!
willowflame13 0
dude, thats not cool. shes a ******* idiot.
sickofdrama 0
I totally agree she's ******* retarded.
blastvortex 4
Perhaps it's just temporary or in jest, but any way you slice it, she's still an asshole. If she "comes back" to you, you should refuse.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Hopefuly you are smart enough never to have anything more to do with this little snot!
gwinsdavineraven 0
Sorry to hear that buddy.