Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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zenti 2
So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.
randiZ25 0
If she's that shallow then you can do better OP.
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Comments (129)
bigwill722 0
That sucks
DearCricket 0
I've always found braces attractive.
antoinemartinez 0
I call bullshit yu must of done something else to piss her off
supersparta4300 0
no wonder americans get divorced alot. lo_
supersparta4300 0
truth is OP, unless she is the biggest idiot or the worst piece of shit of a human being there is, what happened was not about the braces, she used your getting braces as a casus belli type of thing, maybe she was tired of you but you were a perfect gentleman and couldn't find an excuse to dump you prior to this day, until you decided to correct your teeth. you are better off without this chick.
MostHatedMan 2
Must be rough at the old age of 16. Might as well just stay in the retirement home now. Nobody will love you ever again. "Brace" yourself for a lonely time
graiffelover623 0
aww i feel bad for u thats the stupidest reason for her to break up with u
Maht_fml 0
Stupid chick.
joce445 0
What a bitch.
orion4mm 0
umm braces are for kids your probably a 13 year old like me relationships dont matter in the middle school years it is just a reason to make out with a person you like no real reason get the hell over it!!!!
sweet_candy_ 17
Braces are not just for kids.