Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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zenti 2
So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.
randiZ25 0
If she's that shallow then you can do better OP.
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Comments (129)
suzuki2005 2
lol at least you'll have straight teeth
CrazyChickenCat 0
Maybe she meant your personality changed too much and not your appearance... then again maybe she did mean your appearance since your probably too shallow to think she could mean your personality.
oOo_noshedidnt 0
Sounds like an excuse to leave you but when your braces get of get a new hair cut fresh new clothes and smile a lot she gonna be pissed she left you
dcwd14 4
awwww I wudnt have dumped u u wud have still been my bf
LaLa1019 0
Can u say shallow? Ur better off ..
kailsey 5
that was rude of her.
satanrapesjesus 0
if you aren't 12, you deserved it
MorganMuffin25 0
if she left because of that then she didn't care all that much about you. go find someone else who will.
Faz7875 2
That's women for ya.
gigglepuff 3
braces r hot ;)... haha ftw no scraggle teeth for u n that's what's up! forget her she is obviously a douchey -.-