Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
zenti 2
So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.
randiZ25 0
If she's that shallow then you can do better OP.
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Comments (129)
fishisacat 2
Three words: that's f***ed up
doglover100 29
She's shallow.
xmaximusx 12
You lose you job recently?
wholock 12
How shallow!
traumtzd 16
Or atleast thats what YOU think. I bet the braces arent the problem here, but way more than that. People change without realising sometimes.
jiveturkey43 3
You are all extremely stupid. Do you honestly think they broke up JUST because of braces? Common sense would say no. The OP probably can't see the difference in themselves if they did actually change, and are just blaming the breakup on the braces because they're too arrogant to think anything is actually wrong. "Must be the woman's fault right?"
MoroseMoose 47
Thats true. Or perhaps OP's ex didn't explain themselves well and OP just assumed it was about the braces.
MoroseMoose 47
*That's. My bad.
cats54321 19
Omg
haphazardly 15
I'm no expert but I think she might be 12
MoroseMoose 47
She sounds like an awful person. You dodged a bullet there!
chrisinator13 5
What is she, twelve?