Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
zenti 2
So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.
randiZ25 0
If she's that shallow then you can do better OP.
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Comments (129)
TheVeronicasFan5 0
That's a fail!
iwadasn 33
Unless you're getting braces really late in life, you're about 10, in which case your "girlfriend" is the girl who sometimes holds hands with you when you walk to class. Not FML-worthy.
OhMyMishi 0
*sigh* Fail.
twilightfreak779 0
well she's just going to hate herself when she sees you with your straight teeth.
notnicek 0
What a bitch. She'll be mad when she sees you again and your teeth are straight.
Shadow_Phantom 26
My BF has braces and I think he looks cute Just forget about her OP, she might've been using it as an excuse to break up with you. That's usually what happens, sometimes they're cheating on you behind your back... FYL.
skyeyez9 25
i had to get braces when I was 14. I had "vampire teeth" that the bracrs pulled down and aligned with my other teeth. This boy used to make fun of my braces and about 3 mos later, he got braces too.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Epic karma, #63 XD
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Op you should've went with Invisalign braces. but F*ck her life if she hates change. :(
Lozinger 0
Invisalign is really annoying.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
fail