Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML
Today, my apartment smelled like something was burning, so I checked the oven, toaster, outlets, and even the hallway. After an hour, I discovered the smell was coming from the candle I had forgotten I'd lit in the bathroom. I had spent an hour investigating a fire that wasn't happening. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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Miss_Represented 0
salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...
DocBastard 40
You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you ******* sicko??! You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.
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Comments (131)
afghan_angel 0
omg that's nasty. *barf*
harryman_bamf 0
fick deine Lebe, op
XxDevilxXGt 26
if it's not burned, and well cooked, have a taste xD
Lonlyboysh 0
So... did you eat it?
starberries 0
That is nasty. Salmon patties, yuck.
NonExistentCok 0
how can u eat salmon patties with cabbage and a DEAD MOUSE???
RawDawgie 0
I'd rather have fried mouse than boiled cabbage..
TomasT 0
That mouse couldn't possibly have done the stench... that was the cabbage...
ChubbyCake 5
lol something like this happen to me when I was making brownies. I preheated the oven and heard a loud pop. My friend hid his beer in the oven so his alcoholic roommate wouldn't get it. I am a beer killer D:
tj79 3
just put ketchup on it
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
not many people know this but rats and mice have such good hearing that they can hear planes flying above them when underground and wherever else you find em. fun fact.
jossiegregg 5
more like f*ck the mouse's life!!!
Elixa 0
well.... did the mouse have a big dick at least?
Megan36 3
yummy I know wat im having for dinner :)
EricaCookies 0
YDI
loveyaforev 0
why does op deserve it? it's not like anyone could have known...
Mesocoollike 8
That happened to me one time... awful...
EffinAhole 0
2 was trying to be 1 by typing a useless comment like "YDI" to get it on here quickly. #2 you fail and you also look like you're like 9 years old. Do your parents know you're on this site?
triple_double 1
104 should your parents know you're on this site? hey mom, can I read fmls pweitty pweese?? i'm sure mom knows you're reading fmls, son.
EricaCookies 0
ok, firstly, I'm 18 and is in university getting a law degree. and yes I know I look young for my age. secondly, if I smell smoke and aiisnt100% sure what it I's I would check it out..
EricaCookies 0
wow the last bit messed up xP I meant, "and isn't 100% sure what it is, I would check it out"
Amgnowai 0
Did you eat it? :D
desigirl2010 0
I hope she did. Can't waste food like that. People starvin out there! hide ya kids.
Penguinman909 7
Om Nom Nom Nomz?
rubina 0
better hide ya wife and hide yo husband too, 'cause they rapin' errbody out heya...
thecrazyasian 3
yuummmyyy
game94 0
haha
pooper19 3
I got a bucket of chicken last night with a fried mouse also WTF is goin on
Miss_Represented 0
salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...
redheadregect 0
agreed
SCBeauty1983 0
My first thoughts exactly!
Zebidee 9
Yeah, tell me again about the mouse option? I'm thinking I might go with that, and a nice Chianti...
cmac86 24
my thoughts exactly. I was imagining the smell was what they were cooking in the first place. I can't imagine the mouse was too much worse of a smell.
justsayfuck 5
Was it any good?
dogcolon 0
****.
hatepineapple 14
Why can't you just use beef like everyone else?
hannahcrogers131 4
gross, but sorry......
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
good job. :/ poor mouse
CoconutBread 0
my thoughts exactly.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Ewwww! Lady use mouse traps for once. Or better yet, get a cat. =