Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Branded
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Top comments
haileyrows 26
Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?
mynameischarles 13
Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...
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Comments (83)
worldclassrager 41
If you did you better date girls with the same name or turn it into a tribal if it's fancy enough...
randy98 11
She had to chill out
wickedhyype 17
Just like a tattoo , ill always have you... Your girl has been listening To too much Jordan sparks. Fyl op
melanielovejeff 15
Did you know Stephen Baldwin has a Hannah Montana tattoo? He obviously regrets it. I agree with #14, you dodged a bullet.
MRSwick2525 23
Seriously?!?!? That's just nasty man!!!
butterfingers583 21
that is crazy, be so glad you didn't do it.
tigrouficele2012 44
YDI, and by that I mean you deserve better than a crazy girlfriend, especially seeing as you seem to have some common sense.
taaywall 13
hahah I'm sorry bud but maybe you're better off that chick sounds crazy
ladyg228 15
Good riddance! What a nutcase
pete9913 23
My wife of 19 years convinced me to get her name on the back of my shoulder. Before we hit 21 she moved out. Only kids' and parents' names. That never ends.