Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, I heard my wife and daughter arguing. My wife took away my daughter's phone and laptop for being disrespectful. My daughter screamed, calling her mom a fat cow. My wife simply said, "Yeah, well you’re gonna look exactly like me when you grow up!" Now they’re both locked in rooms, crying. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Top comments
ActionFearo 39
This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".
Killz268 18
siblings are the best.
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Killz268 18
siblings are the best.
Chickenlips21 13
No. Best are the Siblings.
incoherentrmblr 22
I feel bad for Stephen Hawking...
Jdlove2 20
Maybe she should make herself bleed a little to prove she's not?
marcranger 29
I wish my mom had been a robot! I would've been able to use logic to convince her that 3 a.m. was a perfectly reasonable time for a curfew.
Killswitchknot 20
And that ice cream and cake was appropriate dinner.
CreampuffMcKill 11
I sense a Spongebob reference in here.
quesok 22
There is always a spongebob reference if you look hard enough
mmmxr 11
Did she see her talking to her radio?
Mkm1997 20
Really what teen would go through the trouble of all that
RockyRacoon 16
A bored one
Space_Teddy 29
We once did the same to a friend of mine, but we let him believe that my dog was a robot. Never laughed so hard, hope you can set things straight tho haha
mmmxr 11
How dumb is your friend to actually think your dog was a robot lol.
ActionFearo 39
This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".
Pablo1321 14
now if u were a cop that would of been a different story
quesok 22
Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Vagitarian4life 14
IO OIII IIO OIOI III IOI OII IO!!!!!!
cakefete2 31
No need for that kind of language!
stryder9090 28
Have her watch the movie Smart House. That should definitely clear things up