NoTattoo
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
DAMMit
Australia
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
guess I'm stuck
Alamo, United States
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Branded
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Anonymous
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Angelofkarma
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Shame
Toronto, Canada
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Top comments
haileyrows 26
Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?
mynameischarles 13
Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...
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Comments (83)
AlbinoThunder_MD 10
Dodged an ink-infused bullet there!
Aquila_Umbrae 26
That's possessive to the extreme.
rialbybba 19
You dodged a bullet.
ghetto_child 19
tell her ladies first, then dump her with a souvenir
FemskyD 26
Wauw sounds like you got out just on time.. Every minut spend extra you D never get back
laden_swallow09 35
Like every minute I spend trying to decipher your comment I'm never getting back?
Highonlife1 10
she's nuts...
corky1992 33
She wanted you to curse the relationship. You were smart for saying no, but sorry she broke up with you over a stupid reason.
Kcoate1 13
Get a fake airbrush tattoos.
beeferjay 34
you should never get someone's name, unless it's your child. if anyone tells you otherwise, run. then flip them off
open_secrets 15
I hate people like that