NoTattoo
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
DAMMit
Australia
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
guess I'm stuck
Alamo, United States
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Branded
Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
Anonymous
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Angelofkarma
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Shame
Toronto, Canada
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Top comments
haileyrows 26
Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?
mynameischarles 13
Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...
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Comments (83)
bellydancer82 15
I would've ended the breakup with, "....aaaaannd that's why I wasn't going to get that tattoo. Thanks for showing me I made the right choice!"
limegreenpoopie 31
Overly attached girlfriend 0__0
igg125 30
You don't nerd Her. Hopefully she doesn't attack you bride on the wedding day.
Jethco 15
She's insane. Let her go.
bosniangirl27 21
It's good you didn't give in to peer pressure
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
There is another FMY I read which read boyfriend got the girl to get a tattoo of his name then dumped her saying he kept quiet about dumping her until after the tattoo as he wanted her to have something to remember him by. Think yourself lucky. That she walked out for such a soft reason just proves you were right.
EcoAirWarrior 7
Chase her away while screaming vernal abuse
ILikeKoalas 24
If she reacted like that, you're definitely better off without that in your life.
usnwife 18
Im proud of you OP! Even after 7 years married and every intent to stay that way forever, no way Im getting hubbys name on me. We got tattoos that go together and represemt our relationship, but they work alone too and no names or dates. The only acceptable names to get are kids or parents/close family remembrance, IMO
jayennachristine 23
How is this an 'FML'? Be happy that psycho b**** is gone!