Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML
faily_tales tells us more.
faily_tales 16
OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?
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Welshite 40
And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."
RememberSchlitz 9
I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.
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Comments (67)
daniel271 13
Hopefully he didn't actual test this out
Welshite 40
As a scientist, I volunteer.
faily_tales 16
oh, he did test it out. he tested it out and then told me about it.
X_Gon_Giv_ItToYa 9
I moderated this
Welshite 40
And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."
DToast 19
That's one puffy anus
sturschaedel 27
The question is: can it hold chocolate and crackers too? Because then you could light a fire under his ass and make smores.
Elban 20
It already comes with the chocolate.
jbuckets_404 39
LMAO! (Off or out?)
soodytheboi 23
Some things are truly best left unknown
Scarylizard1798 23
The more ya know...
RememberSchlitz 9
I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.
cocacola999 27
Your friend is one of those people ER doctors and nurses tell stories of during parties.
AverageAvarice 23
Absolutely. ER is a treasure trove of, "guess what I saw in a butt today".
jbuckets_404 39
Ugh!
rattyrayvn 21
I'd say you should come up with something so gross in response that he stops talking to you, but I'm worried it will just turn him on.
Thegoofygoober 15
Could be worse, he could have said live marshmallows instead.
Arkham_Callabero 15
What the hell is "live marshmallows"
brownapple 22
Maybe he thinks marshmallows are some kind of an edible animal?