Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
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ajh1800 25
What did you do to get kicked out under such conditions? Do you not have a phone to be able to call an uber?
RichardPencil 32
I’m guessing alcohol was involved. You might want to check into AA. Walking in the rain in your stocking feet seems like the road to rock bottom.
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Comments (7)
ajh1800 25
What did you do to get kicked out under such conditions? Do you not have a phone to be able to call an uber?
RichardPencil 32
I’m guessing alcohol was involved. You might want to check into AA. Walking in the rain in your stocking feet seems like the road to rock bottom.
dancingcats 5
considering it says op was kicked out of a party. its kinda self explanatory that alcohol would be involved.... so dumb
RichardPencil 32
I’m implying more than small amounts of alcohol were imbibed.
jbuckets_404 39
I sure as hell wouldn't leave w/o at least a pair of the host's shoes (who chose whom to invite - incl. apparently a thief) nor would I ever walk home in the rain ESP. for an hour - sober or otherwise. Sorry, but YDI.
jbuckets_404 39
I sure as hell wouldn't leave w/o at least a pair of the host's shoes (who chose whom to invite - incl. apparently a thief) nor would I ever walk home in the rain ESP. for an hour - sober or otherwise. Sorry, but YDI.
alycion 39
This has so much missing info. It’s like we only were told the punchline, which makes no sense without the joke.
Sarah Yamabo 15
Can’t believe this happened in Canada
BurnInDemonFire 39
Could you not have asked to borrow shoes? Or what about taking your socks off? Or, and I know it'd make you look like a crazy homeless person, but you could have tied baggies around your feet, and walked home like that.