Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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spinspinsugar 12
I really hope this isn't my husband posting this. his first day of work was today too and he has a god awful habit of not zipping his fly
jbuckets_404 39
"Excuse me, Sir, but are you afraid of heights?" "Um, no." "Apparently though, your zipper is."
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spinspinsugar 12
I really hope this isn't my husband posting this. his first day of work was today too and he has a god awful habit of not zipping his fly
RebeccaMcQ 15
Why would it matter lmao
spinspinsugar 12
it was a joke, but I guess that's what I get for forgetting to put "lol" at the end of the comment. lol
mfranks19891989 10
Unless your pecker was sticking out then it’s not a big deal. It happens. Good luck with your new job
RichardPencil 32
Was there...um... significant shrinkage?
TCRII 30
Showoff
jbuckets_404 39
"Excuse me, Sir, but are you afraid of heights?" "Um, no." "Apparently though, your zipper is."
Mungolikecandy 19
Did you start work at a primary school as they do not seem very mature?
bl3ur0z3 17
So now you know you work with assholes who would rather enjoy your embarrassment than save you from embarrassment. Hope you don't find yourself working on any important projects with them.
julfunky 29
I don’t find that “laugh out loud” kind of funny. It’s good for maybe a chuckle tops and then it’s time to get over it. Unless you were going commando, then I could understand a more dramatic reaction.