Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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PoisonOrchid 21
Next time, just toss the chocolate and Midol at her and run.
Kalipczo 21
it makes me so mad when girls use their period as an excuse to go all out bitch mode -_- seriously,.you're ovary-acting.
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SMHsohard 22
I have a real problem with women who use their period as an excuse to start hitting. They're also the ones who can't figure out why their partner's mother loathes them. OP, I vote next month you lock her in the bedroom for a week and slide her meals under the door.
barbsillvy 10
Oh no OP I'm so sorry, I'm sending you a hug right now!
SkyBlueCloud 21
Wow... I get sever cramps, I have prescribed painkillers and I also get huge mood swings. Never would I hit my bf. Ever. No matter how angry I get on my period. She's a bitch. Js.
JustStella 28
I agree. This FML made me so angry. Don't let that slide, OP. I'm starting to think she might already be abusive if she did that when you offered to do something nice. Never let her cycle be an excuse. Periods can cause aggravation (understatement), sure, but hitting? Hell no.
Demoniq 25
I agree on this. It would appear some people just let their emotions take over and fail to apply some self-restraint or common decency... This is angering to say the least.
allieallie18 7
if my boyfriend offered to buy me chocolate, on my period I would be so great full. and she shouldn't use her period as an excuse for hitting you, there is no excuse she's just a bitch
pitapizzaparty 18
I never act like that on my period no one can really tell.. Idk whats up with that hormonal issue
headofmedusa 15
The voice of another person annoys any woman on her period. Next time don't talk, just bring her the stuff.
mikbrooke 25
please dont group all of us women together. talking to other people when i have my period does not annoy me one bit.
Marie54321 19
Whenever I'm on my period I'm happy and social but once it's over I go back to being my antisocial self. Every woman's period symptoms are different.
Karefsn 9
She should be excused tbh, no boy is THAT nice when a girl's on her period.
raeepressley 12
I'm not sure of what type of boys you associate with, but I can tell you that there are boys who are very sweet and care about the physical and mental state of their significant others.
slyde32 12
are you the kind of girl that whinges all guys are the same? I can't stand girls who say that stupid ignorant statement
InfiniteSecret 20
Violance against anyone should never be excused.
worldclassrager 41
Do it anyway...chocolate for sure though
sassy2085 16
PMS hurts
MartinDJ 26
If I were you I'd simply stay away till she was done and felt like apologizing. Unless she's really stubborn she'll define feel guilty for what she did