Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
STFU
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Blockages
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
It was an accident!
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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PoisonOrchid 21
Next time, just toss the chocolate and Midol at her and run.
Kalipczo 21
it makes me so mad when girls use their period as an excuse to go all out bitch mode -_- seriously,.you're ovary-acting.
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AWiseChicken 9
Bitch mad
cadillacgal79 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't worry it'll be over soon, trust me, even I get like that when I'm on mine, major mood swings man -_-
tacopandaroo 12
She had no right to hit OP. Even if there was a miscommunication and she's hormonal, that is abusive.
cakefete2 31
I like the way you think. I respect a woman more when she doesn't make excuses and says wrong is wrong equally.
BassinBoy14 13
Just leave her in bed and throw chocolate from a safe distance, behind cover. This should keep her from attacking for the time being.
droid1126 25
@36 Until she unlocks ranged attacks right?
killerdana 19
I get mood swings too but I've never become violent, especially when someone was doing something nice for me. I have a feeling she's just a huge bitch regardless of whether or not she's on her period.
van__hawthorne 12
That's totally unacceptable regardless of circumstance. Mood swings, while they can be extremely difficult, do not absolve you of responsibility for abusive fuckery.
TheSwegMaster69 11
@47 just wait until she gains full access to spells, then we're all screwed.
cadillacgal79 32
Sorry guys, I'm not saying she had a right to hit OP, and I don't use my period as an excuse to get outta things. Only saying that sometimes I get to the point of slapping somebody, but than I eat pizza and go be miserable.
Insertnamesz 3
Yeah. Lots of people are obviously failing to see that point. Oh well. I understood what you meant, OP.
mrtennis 8
dont blame being abusive on the period.
zarosian 17
Tell that to the husband with his wife in labor.
MegroKitty 8
I don't get moody until a week after my period and its only sitting around sad and getting angry at my amount of deaths on MW3
PoisonOrchid 21
Next time, just toss the chocolate and Midol at her and run.
thevelociraptor 31
Ice cream works too ;)
shanannygians07 28
Took the words right out of my mouth!
VorpikeII 17
Don't take the ice cream out of her mouth! You do that, you're screwed!
skittyskatbrat 19
Screw that. Toss an anvil at her. Or a live grenade. Something more appropriate to her personality than chocolate. You ain't gonna sweeten THAT bitch up.
jadeg0219 6
She's on her period. Sometime you just can't control it
ddlovatolover 23
#40, you evil, evil person. If OP's girlfriend eats that ice cream, she'll get even worse cramps and probably kill OP this time.
Jennababy2792 20
that is ALWAYS the safest way
HersheySquirts 17
OP go buy chocolates and a movie for yourself then.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Pop smoke and run!
imasexyburrito 25
It's the thought that counts??
ruthi666 23
Eesh. I'm sorry. Glad to know there are still caring people out there though. You get points for being a good person.
Kalipczo 21
it makes me so mad when girls use their period as an excuse to go all out bitch mode -_- seriously,.you're ovary-acting.
PoisonOrchid 21
Haha I enjoy that pun and I agree with you 100%
XBurytheCastleX 25
(I don't hit people!) sometimes we get so bad that we literally cannot control it. It's hard to explain...
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree 8! It's one thing to feel like crap and not want to move or go out, but still be polite to be people "you know what I'm feeling horrible and I think I would rather stay in tonight. Plus I'm probably a bit moody and you don't need to be around that. But thanks for asking!" But when women just use it as an excuse to treat others like crap it's just freaking annoying. They get this mentality, "I feel miserable, so everyone else must be miserable too." And if you do get really grumpy and have a hard time controlling it, try not to be around anyone.
raeepressley 12
I totally agree. I have a really big problem with women who use their periods as an excuse to let lose and be psychotic bitches. It's one thing to be crabby and not want to be around people, or to be moodier than normal, but that's absolutely no excuse to be rude or abusive. You're not going to make any friends, and you're just going to piss people off. Like really?? I get that yes, it can be painful. I get awful cysts, but I can honestly say that I have never turned into a moody bitch at that time of the month because I understand that it's no ones fault that I'm in the condition I'm in.
killerdana 19
Whenever I would get annoyed at my boyfriend when I was on my period I would tell myself it's not his fault I feel like this. It can be hard sometimes, you just have to make an effort. Guys will be more willing to try to make you feel better when you're on it if you dont act like a spoiled little twat
Demoniq 25
There is no reason, ever, for a woman to hit the man she supposedly loves!!! Girls who act like this are dumbfounded when men get violent with them but, it's ok for them to do as they please because they're 'the weaker sex'? Your girlfriend doesn't need a period to qualify as a bitch OP.
Zarcissa 34
I've never understood how girls can get bitchy during periods, I think they're faking it. I've never noticed much changes myself during periods, other than being slightly more emotional, but nothing that a deep breath or two couldn't calm down.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I agree, I get very painful periods and I don't see that as an excuse to verbally or physically assault my husband. I'd break up with that girl, slapping OP so hard was totally uncalled for. She could have given him a serious injury.
sweetnsourrr 11
I PMS sometimes, it makes me extremely moody and I hate it. I would either be really depressed or angry for no reason, but I never made an excuse for it. I do believe some girls fake it and take advantage because they want to get away with things, not all women have PMS and have extremely bad cramps like I do.
Bebbo_fml 21
Periods affect females differently. Some girls feel no different aside from the bleeding. It all varies.
notsorandomguy 18
Periods are nonetheless not an excuse for acting super bitchy. Yeah, I get it, you're having mood swings due to hormones. Is your SO slapping you that hard when they're flat out drunk acceptable to you? If it is, you might want to call domestic abuse. If it isn't, how the **** is that acceptable on their periods? I don't rape women when I get a testosterone rush do I? Hormones do not excuse your actions.
annarcheer 19
wow. shark week sucks. I get really mean on mine.
Kalipczo 21
Then learn to control yourself. a little pain doesn't give you the right to take your wrath out on everyone else.
gramirez23 9
#18, you the real MVP
XBurytheCastleX 25
I'm going to say this straight up. Some of us were born with periods that are so crippling that we can't even get up. I sure as hell hate it when people try to communicate with me.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely get that 29, but if that's the case try not to be around anyone and stay in your room, (which should be pretty easy because you probably aren't going to work if you're in that much pain). There's no need to rip anyone's heads of for merely talking to you. Plus, the people that are talking to you are probably talking to you because they care about you and like you as a person, it's not like they're trying to bug or annoy you.
raeepressley 12
I agree that periods for some people come with crippling pain. I get very painful ovarian cysts whenever that time of the month comes around, on top of normal cramping. I've never had anybody comment on any mood swings or change in behaviour though. The reason for that is because, although I may be in a great deal of pain, I know it's not anyone else's fault that it's happening to me, so I choose not to be a total bitch to anyone who speaks with me.
nix1993 41
Yeah I totally agree, I mean, I get really nasty too... You should hear some of the abuse I throw at my uterus, it's heinous. Other people, though? Not so much. Mainly because I'm actually a fairly decent human being and don't operate under the belief that the horrendous pain that my own body puts me through can justifiably be taken out on anyone else. Or that quite frankly, anything at all gives me the right to treat other people like shit when they have done nothing to deserve it. Guess I'm just quirky that way.
karly55 12
@18 it's not the pain... It's the hormones that go crazy on your period. Some women have it worse then others.
HarrisonHarrison 4
Wait it out op, don't try to reason with her at all, it would probably just make her angrier. and don't get within slapping range. ever