Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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PoisonOrchid 21
Next time, just toss the chocolate and Midol at her and run.
Kalipczo 21
it makes me so mad when girls use their period as an excuse to go all out bitch mode -_- seriously,.you're ovary-acting.
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Comments (101)
faireanjell 5
Next time just buy them when that happens and tell her the chocolate is because she's so sweet..
annightingale 1
Yeah, sometimes we get a little cranky.... I probably would have just gone and gotten the chocolate, midol, and some caffeine, put them on her desk, and sketched a little heart on some nearby paper. No need to say anything, just let her feel supported.
Macherni 5
I hope that's when you still went to go get her some pain killers and chocolate, and just forgot to ever go back.
Olivia93 20
Your girlfriend is a bitch OP So uncalled for
TheOnlyDawgHere 3
I'm appalled that some here are treating this like a joke. If the genders were reversed, EVERYONE on here would be advising you to leave the relationship ASAP and/or contact legal help. So, I will advise you to leave the relationship ASAP. No one should ever tolerate physical abuse. Ever.
lametide 4
Just don't make comments about it. And just because girls are on their period DOES NOT mean they're moody
winkydink13 6
Well thumbs up for trying to be a good boyfriend because most would just try to avoid the subject altogether.
MegroKitty 8
next time she is like that, just go get it and don't say anything about it. maybe some of her favorite movies too, its a nice surprise and almost takes your mind off the pain for a little bit :3
steelmoonlight 23
I'm sorry but that is pretty funny
chinita1214 8
On her defense, one can't really think straight with that pain...