Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
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blastvortex 4
Actually, it could be a justifiable resemblance, and as someone who's worked in retail, I can understand. I've seen and dealt with plenty of juvenile delinquents in my day. On the other hand, you don't grab at or tackle a person committing a crime unless they're hostile, much less a kid. That was foolish.
pickle2727 0
I think the poor kid has to write up a FYL now! :-(
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pickle2727 0
I think the poor kid has to write up a FYL now! :-(
Grndslmhttr3 0
according to the comment list you're #5, therefore you can go **** yourself.
youaresofucked 0
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nateb1tch 1
all he did was grab
kitkatt978 5
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Liamj774 36
Today, I was browsing through costumes for Halloween and nothing caught my eye. As I was leaving the store, an employee randomly came up to me and tried to yank off my prosthetic hand. I have to pay for a new one. FML
sodahhhr 0
Heather Locklear leads the NBA in blocks per game.
blastvortex 4
Actually, it could be a justifiable resemblance, and as someone who's worked in retail, I can understand. I've seen and dealt with plenty of juvenile delinquents in my day. On the other hand, you don't grab at or tackle a person committing a crime unless they're hostile, much less a kid. That was foolish.
123456789ABCDEFG_fml_fml 0
douche. dont just grab a hand off of someone
brodizzle 0
you were a shop today? FYL indeed
Disbelief1 0
more like sexenth
RJB 0
oops read it wrong, nvm lol
RJB 0
oops read it wrong, nvm lol
FMLjudge007 0
YDI for just grabbing it, you don't just grab people like that even if he was stealing something you should have just asked him politely if that was his. I hate people who just assume shit and then just act out on it. when you assume you make an ass of u and me and if that would have been me you graves you would have those fingers to type the FML
FMLjudge007 0
If that was me you grabbed you wouldn't have those fingers to type this FML correcting my last post Iphone changing words again
musicislife1995_fml 0
well done, you just crossed a line into completely useless. FhisL
Danzergirl1 0
Wow ur a jerk.
SkyShowers 0
Haha. I'd fml too if I were a costume rental shop.