axsmith01
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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
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Gesq1 0
A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.
xHaniffax 0
Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.
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xHaniffax 0
Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.
White667 0
Well it's kinda funny, why didn't she follow it up with "Hah, it is so easy to play you!"
genius_man16 1
That was my thought. I mean, after 5 years you would think that marriage would be something to come up in a serious conversation.
curryndricegirll 0
it's okay. just respond with "psh...so was i."
dude_stfu 0
how's that an fml? All she said was to move to california and get married. you're an idiot
AnaMaree 0
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Stfu. and i would punch that **** in the face. And why is the OP a woman? Lesbian relationships DONT work out
Kyraniums 0
Shut up, you ignorant fool.
kangaroo62 2
obviously they do work out if they've been dating for 5 years
zachbredberg 0
She's kidding because 2 women can't get married in California! :P Prop 8 folks.
thesheba 0
It's only a matter of time before time gay marriage will be legal in California.
AlexisSilver 10
it is now. lol.
baseball154 0
maybe she wanted to get married to her and was heart broken when she found out she was kidding? dumbass
HannahMarshall 6
haha lol win
i_is_a_tr00l 0
YDI FOR NOT HAVING A G.I JOE.
eshploded 0
lol g.i jos
Gesq1 0
A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.
stereopump 0
Why else would they want to go to cali :P
Rach_star 0
LOL, that made me laugh :)
MoMoJones 0
#3 WIN!!!
smurf_diddy_m 0
#3 LMFAO win !
lovesthesun 0
haha totally didn't notice until you said that!
aback 5
Hope she's not looking at a career in stand-up comedy.
dirtyrubes 0
Yikes! Why would she date someone for FIVE YEARS and have that attitude? I hope the OP responded with, "Shit, I wasn't kidding." That would have been the money response.
Rasputia 0
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It would have been even funnier if she turned around and said "Sorry, I was talking on my bluetooth headset." But FYL for having a rude butt-buddy (or whatever you call them now).
starryskyhearts 0
Butt-buddies are gay men
AwlAmericanDawg 0
what a (female dog.) haha
cheeseburgerplz 0
YDI for never eating those tacos you shouldve eaten.
ScaryPants3 0
Hahahahaha.
crack_aint_whack 0
hahahahaha
plexico 4
Who are you dating, Judy Grimes? Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. . .
Lonely_Lez 0
Damn... apart from the fact where California will no longer work (Iowa will! :P) that really sucks. After five years though, you really should discuss it seriously though. And 10, maybe she'd get half of her girlfriend's stuff. You never know.
turtlellama 0
lol, i know, seriously, who still thinks California is okay with that?