Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
No time for tears
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
Compassion
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T
LanaToTheTA 13
Aw u sound sweet! Lol
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Comments (270)
rawrzorz17 0
I'm a tomboy tooo
BossMan1990 0
Same shit happened to me bro
Mxpxdude189 0
be a man and tell her to F off
arsenalmnhs 0
Wow, that's embarrassing...
arsenalmnhs 0
Wow, a little too sensitive there?
MuziKMajoR 5
I wanna leave some advice but I'm afraid y'all cry....YDI
innerbeast86 3
guess she was right
archman 0
Grow a pair.
writergirl23 19
Americans.
sexxme 9
Why are there so many YDI's? Clearly he's not doing it on purpose. Yeah, it would be preferable if he manned up a little. But it's not his fault that he's sensitive. Maybe he's been through certain things in life that caused him to be like that. Maybe his parents were sensitive. Honestly, it's better than being with some asshole.