Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
No time for tears
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
stillloveherthough
Aachen, Germany
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Bakerman
United States
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Seabiscuit
United States
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Anonymous
Lelystad, Netherlands
Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
Anonymous
Upper Marlboro, United States
Compassion
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Your girlfriend seems like a bitch. Tell her to go find a sweaty lumberjack, then go find a girl who actually respects you. >:T
LanaToTheTA 13
Aw u sound sweet! Lol
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Comments (270)
JennaMarie420 2
That's really sad. You sound like my ex.
kiakia0131 23
You sound like a bitch.
baker969 0
What a loooooser
KoreanFanned 0
Way to show em! Haha sorry, bad joke...
structuredchaoz 4
Dude. Man up. You may want to have your testosterone levels checked. It could help.
CoriBaby 5
maybe your girlfriend is too manly?
KhronicSmoke 2
Wow you definitely deserve that.!!!
uffiewuffie 0
I thumbed you down. You deserve that.
boredblonde 17
PMS does does that to you
boredblonde 17
*do
Freeze_fml 17
Oh boo hoo, whiny.
piodanda 0
Sensitive guys are always the best!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yes, but there is a difference between a sensitive guy and a complete pussy.
FYLDeep 26
No offense to you, but it's pretty difficult to care about what a 13-year-old thinks on this topic.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, I don't know... maturity?
docscientist 10
Everyone.
xiaoxaio 5
good try^, 1 internets for u, for trying
roseriddle 4
I find that offensive. Exactly what do cats and female sex organs have to do sensitivity?
TheSofaKing 7
now go buy some Kotex
IAMAFUCKINGPHYSC 0
What the he'll is anti-flood protection?
Wheredidgrungego 12
The function that should've prevented this comment.
smurfsarwales 9
due to the recent hurricane and floodings, otters have been invading our planet. they were afraid I were an otter?