Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
And you're surprised?
RochelleRedvines 8
She asked for it. Literally.
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Comments (144)
SophieTheSnail 4
Never call a girl fat dude
SophieTheSnail 4
Never call a girl fat dude
iedsrduan 18
"Never call a girl fat dude." Never call a girl fat, dude. Never call a girl: fat dude. Never call a girl, fat dude. Messing with punctuation is awesome.
Coooodyyy 8
Hahahahaha yes
Sarraahh_fml 6
Ouch! Looks like someone will be sleeping on the couch tonight ...
BlackBlazeCobra 16
She didn't even have the balls to say sorry to you? It's her fault in the first place but YDI for making her feel self conscious about her body. There are faults on both ends.
Ashley91129 6
NEVER call a girl fat. Ever.
SillyGirl4602 23
You should have either not insulted her at all or you should have given her a small insult. NEVER tell a girl she is getting fat op. ydi
HOB0HUNTER 2
#151, that WAS a small insult. Fat is just a physical descriptor and should be no more insulting than telling a person that they are tall, or short. It's not like it'd be a secret that nobody knows until someone says "fat"...
pdp_fml 21
Think, think, think....... Next time ( if there is a next time) to insult her nicely. Never say that you think she is fat or has a big nose.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I don't see how this is a YDI. She knew she wasn't going to like the answer, so why ask it in the first place? She sounds like a complete drama queen.
SoylentCandycorn 10
What kind of drama queen leaves her boyfriend because he said she was getting fat? I was upset when my boyfriend told me I was putting on weight, but I didn't act like a complete diva over it.