Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I realized what terrible people my parents are. They divorced because they were having knockdown, dragged out fights over constantly cheating on each other. Now they’re cheating on their current spouses… with each other. My stepparents deserve so much better. FML
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Top comments
Kalipczo 21
Well at least they're honest with each other.
FailBear920 19
Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL
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Comments (127)
Kalipczo 21
Well at least they're honest with each other.
blcksocks 19
Something tells me they wouldn't be cheating in the first place of they were..
eur0 14
Lets hope op doesn't turn out like mommy ! FYL.
Faff 20
1- you don't know that, maybe they are both holding something back to seem less of a cheater
Clioo_fml 17
Well they are now..
agentx52 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Faithfulness died a long time ago.
boofgall 16
2- I beg to differ. I've always been loyal to a partner, it's a shame so many aren't.
boofgall 16
2- I beg to differ. I've always been loyal to a partner, it's a shame so many aren't.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Faithfulness isn't dead, it's just quite a rarity these days. Like smart people...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Faithfulness is not dead..... It's a shame you feel that way.
CCSA 12
20- or smart and presenting oneself as being loyal can go hand in hand pretty nicely.
gatlin247 1
No it did not!
DocBastard 40
Faithfulness is alive and well in the Bastard household. I've been with Mrs. Bastard for over 15 years, and I've never even considered cheating. Ever.
PowerRussia 2
Speak for yourself.
zandalee 20
My house too! 24 years of loving and my husband & I are still completely faithful to each other. I would rather die than hurt my beautiful man. ❤
SammyS2012 21
Speak for yourself. I have never cheated on my boyfriend or wanted to, nor do I plan on it. Faithfulness may be dead to you, and that's a shame, but don't push that ridiculous idea onto others.
RinaRina 9
Being faithfull is not dead. I would rather die then cheat on my Fiancé. If cheating is happening often around you then you are hanging around the "wrong" types of people sweetheart.
FailBear920 19
Sounds like mom gets around. Sorry Op FYL
ICastillo 25
Yup Ops mom is like a door nob, everybody gets a turn.
JerryH 9
Im pretty sure if thats the case then i dont want a turn, who knows what diseases she has
heygirlie777 21
"Good gosh that mom gets around!"
feldco1 17
Wow that's pretty poor on your parents part . However, unless they're staying together for financial reasons or whatever, they kinda deserve it for not splitting up.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Maybe they're staying together for the kids? They're both pretty bad people either way...
feldco1 17
I thought about that too, but if they fight where the kids can hear, it's not really a healthy environment anyway.
xcarxcrashx 9
Staying together for the kids is a horrible idea for everyone.
mcinnesandrew 6
^you're a horrible person for thinking that, it's not the kids fault that their parents are unfaithful
MatteKudasai 17
Well, as long as you don't do the same with your partners.
andiewithlove 21
Don't scare me like that.....I misread your comment twice. I thought you said parents instead of partners!
samasara 20
9. Same here!
UltimateGIRness 16
9-your profile picture+your comment=hilarious
poopshreds 10
good for them for stickin it out through thick and thin!
SerendipityRose 26
If that's the case, they should just give up the illusion & become swingers. Might be more honest that way.
TxCountryBeauty 10
I totally agree with you... If either of them want to sleep around they should make it a hobby and do it together. They'll both be much happier knowing who's ran through who
Hannahbanana95 8
And people say guys cheat more than girls.
Airman1988 9
Actually sociological trends are showing that women are much more apt to cheat now days and the tables have turned or at least leveled out. In other words honest committed relationships are becoming a thing of the past, sadly.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well the statistics say that they do.. This is one case.
Airman1988 9
Actually Petey statistics are showing women cheat as much as men now if not more. Part of the sexual revolution and as women gain greater gender equality it has become more acceptable by society as a whole for women to be more like men in that area.
evig_fml 16
Another fun fact for the day~ not only do woman now cheat as much as men, but on average woman will cheat for longer! A typical male cheater will usually only be a one night stand while a woman's typical cheat will be an entire other relationship :)
twinkiefeets 17
Woman cheat just as much as men, if not more.
KiddNYC1O 22
Would they cheat on you, Ironman? With your iron and whatnot...
Hannahbanana95 8
That's what I'm saying ppl are wrong, girls cheat jus as much if not More then guys.
JAMSM 6
This thread of comments make me feel lonely in this world. Every time someone cheats, one of their fingers should be cut off and the stump branded. I'm sure many people would make it through life with ten fingers yet, and those with less couldn't hide the fact that they'd once cheated.
KiddNYC1O 22
10 females liked this! ^
MatteKudasai 17
98- That isn't really what people say though. It's a well-known and accepted fact that women cheat just as much as, if not more often, than men.
Hannahbanana95 8
#121 u basically jus repeated what I said.
xeldawyn 14
That is an awful situation, OP. I hope your family doesn't go through a painful divorce. Maybe there is hope for reconciliation if both are up for it
ICastillo 25
OP your house is full of cheater, cheater pumpkin eaters.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Or something else eaters.
Harpy20 24
Bone eaters?