rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
minime94
Sunset, United States
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
UnknownUser227 9
Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep
Nexoux 18
That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.
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Comments (118)
blueknight1st 26
Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet that you fired at yourself.
mbuck87 19
How long was your proposal?
vikky538 29
well i guess we know the result... you name says that... sorry OP
veracruzana922 6
Did she say yes :)
nana_88 10
That was a sign, rethink about it again.
roknrol 4
jizzz
vividpictures 17
But "Was she really asleep?" is my question.
KatyLarae 13
Where were you proposing that she would've been able to fall asleep?
siggy_mcsigx 22
How long did you monologue for??
Antonhjn 11
How did you get to that conclusion? She fell 'asleep' in the middle of the proposal, I think she be aware of him doing it quite soon again. When I say 'asleep' I mean that she mixed up survival when encountering a bear to how to properly reject someone.