rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
minime94
Sunset, United States
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
UnknownUser227 9
Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep
Nexoux 18
That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.
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Comments (118)
princess51423 15
Maybe she thought it was too good to be true and she must be dreaming. Don't take it personally OP.
Goblin182 27
How do you not take that personally?
maex 18
Must have been a boring proposal. Jk, but that's horrible! What did you do?
bombielol 20
I hope she said yes :)
LennyComa 39
How Long was your lead up speech to the question?
91hayek 31
Did you just filibuster your own proposal? I'm not even mad that's pretty impressive.
Enslaved 38
So romanced she felt like your proposal was just an amazing dream?
USA1776 15
Damn op that sucks
trex454 21
and if she isn't then well hey you get to post another FML
LaLince 40
wrong girl or wrong timing..
joemud 13
Got another chance to think twice and maybe take her somewhere exciting