rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
minime94
Sunset, United States
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
UnknownUser227 9
Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep
Nexoux 18
That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.
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Comments (118)
Larry01_fml 19
maybe she needed to sleep on it
kaytasha 18
You should have kept it short and brief and not a recital of the play "romeo and Juliet"
KaneHunter 22
Probably mentioned but I do wonder if maybe she's a narcoleptic?
GlasgowSneer 13
I wonder how long your speech was..
dDailydDosage 8
How long did it take you to get to the actual question?! XD
Chibi_Kitten 24
Was it during the middle of the proposal or when you started speaking? I need the context. It makes a difference if she was tired or it was late at night.
kittyfrozen 19
"Today, my boyfriend that I was considering to break up with proposed to me. I pretended to fall asleep. FML"
DarthVader77 9
Hope you took it as a sign.
DigitalDoctor 2
Next time, speak faster. And LOUDER
pete27o 3
I'm going to have to call BS on this