rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
kirrby
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
minime94
Sunset, United States
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
UnknownUser227 9
Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep
Nexoux 18
That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.
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Comments (118)
heartemopants 18
Oh dude...
MzZombicidal 36
How in the world were you proposing to where she could comfortably fall asleep?
USA1776 15
That's what I want to know
doodlecloud 27
In bed? All cosey and lovey dovey....not very flashy but I could see it happening.
Brandi_Faith 34
I hope he didn't wake her up to propose. That would explain her falling back to sleep.
8oded8 8
Bullshit
killer0689 20
hahahaaa... sorry buddy but I couldn't control my laugh on that. well I hope it was here acceptance.
nitrog100 21
Truth be told, this reminds me of the episode of Chuck where Captain Awesome proposes to Ellie. Like everyone else is saying, it's not like she said no. You just need to work on your timing.
albertozeta_fml 9
I think you haven't chosen the right moment.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So the best course of action is probably to pretend it was all a dream. Pretend it didn't happen and see if she mentions the "dream". If she doesn't, she might not have said Yes anyway.
Soundslikeothers 15
This FML needs more context
ulissey_fml 22
thank you for sharing the Big Snooze with us ...
mbuck87 19
Don't worry 21, I get it ;-)
joarasmi 24
Wouldnt it be creepy to just slip the ring on while shes knocked out, then be like yesss now we will be together forever. Just for some joking revenge OP. (:
MJD14 13
Follow up pls op on whether she said yes or not!