Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend left town for a month to visit family. Meanwhile, the young woman I hired at my restaurant just got back from vacation with her natural hair color restored. It’s the same color as my girlfriend’s hair, and she made a pass at me. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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OopsyDoodle 6
still blonde on the inside though.
Cyrus00 41
Once a blonde, always a blonde...
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Comments (78)
mrslegume 8
Love it, can't write this kind of blonde joke if I tried. LOL
blackonblight 33
Chances are she was looking for an excuse to cause a scene, rather than actually being so silly.
dedicated1776 13
I'm glad so many other people have already covered the blonde angle. Saves me some time.
FEATHDUCK 19
Some things just never change. Like being a stupid hoe.
Fas4wd 13
Ah man. All the blonde jokes are done. My fault for getting here so late.
KingOfTheLosers 7
Dude, blondes can dye their hair, but they will remain blondes :)
Cebolamole 13
You can dye the hair, but you can't take the blonde away...
rabbiddog 13
You can't fix stupid with hair dye.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
A blonde is a blonde is a blonde
A_Net_70 7
Ahhhhh a true blonde!! Hahha sorry that's hilarious