Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Top comments
amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
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amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
agreed..unless your husband has shown signs of cheating or lying. . u really should trust him with all of your heart.
steveO95 13
Seriously! I can't imagine how they could have argued about this for hours.
Hiktmae 20
Lady, you are insane. How did you convince him to marry you if you behave like that?
Just_A_Tree 20
If we're being honest, had the husband posted this, we probably would have said she's a crazy bitch and they need to have a long talk...
ColdRoxas 18
Anyone else wondering why is the guy always kicked out the house pretty sure you share it equally......I mean no one else wonders?
JKPwnage 27
Most women are
Miss_Chevious 37
f*ck his life no?
Joshawott 21
Because him admitting that she's going grey before she's realised it would have caused a whole other argument.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
chadermcchaf 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP didn't cheat, it says that she found another, as in found another on her head.
MrDonSalvetti 27
#11: you should reread her comment dude
UnidentifiedFun 37
It was very unclear, but #2 meant it as, "You assumed he was cheating because of one simple strand of hair? YDI."
chadermcchaf 16
#13 Oh, I see my mistake, this is what happens when you're only awake because of coffee!
redstone7693 29
this op sounds like an over reactive bitch
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
they are me! ! I have two more finals!!
19990231 29
You're on FML, get back to studying for them!
Bidnitch 3
"Concluded on" not "resorted to." Resorted would mean that she did the cheating.
legendforge 5
Definitely YDI. You are the one that flipped out for no reason.
Murilirum 23
Hair is not a definitive factor, YDI as far as I'm concerned, he'd be an amazing husband if he got over this at all. A sense of security in regards to commitment is key in any companionship, you may have burned the bridge between you and your husband.
jthmtwin 16
No kidding, not to mention if she is going grey now she most likely isn't 20 and should know to talk first then freak out
JokerJ312 23
It's an understandable reaction to be upset if you had no idea you had that color hair on your head and thought it might have been another women's but throwing his stuff out of the house is a little much. I hope you guys worked it out though sense it was just a misunderstanding.
imura 8
honestly if she overreacted like that over just 1 hair as the basis of the fight she deserves if he leaves her. overreacting is more of an understatement here. she basicaly ruined her marriage over a hair
JokerJ312 23
Although she did overreact, if he loves her, he shouldn't let one freak out over her probably being insecure and thinking he was cheating on her end that. I don't know I just wouldn't give up on her so easily.
Amy_000 12
No way she deserves to be left just because of this!! Everyone makes mistakes. It's sad how often people tell couples on FML to brake up just because of something that happened that one day
Durantye 8
120 she threw him out because of a hair... She is ******* psychotic. If I was her husband I sure as **** would not go back.
LostMy_Marbles 24
If you found something that you knew (or thought) didn't belong to you, or any recent visitors, you would get suspicious too. I personally wouldn't react by throwing my partner out of the house, but who is to say there wasn't already tension or stress and this was just the top of it?
grunt_fml 17
Yeah, but the thing is... How can you demand that the husband is not freaking over the wifes behaviour, when SHE was completely freaking out over his SUPPOSED behaviour? This reminds me of this relative of mine, who treated her husband; a real cool and nice guy; always like shit. She was constantly freaking out over minor or even imagined things. And the few occasions he actually went loud, because he just could not take it anymore, he was told to "Show some restraints!". And then she was wondering why he left her... Relationships are about trust and some actions can ruin that trust completely, even if they are singular.
saraitkddh 47
I guess you have a lot of amazing make-up sex to do...
NinjaDitto623 14
Good luck fixing that with your husband, OP!
thatnucca 36
Trust issues much...
rhysfucker 24
She's probably the cheater, being so quick to accuse...
frontmanmike 14
TBH what you did is worth divorcing over. No trust = no marriage. I'd have left you, or more likely never married you.
Amy_000 12
Just because this happened does not mean they should divorce!! they probably have had a long relationship over many years, and just because of what happened today won't make them brake up...
Durantye 8
... She threw her husband out of his own house accusing him of something he didn't do, over a hair. Even if the hair WAS someone else's, I'd still never go back to her, no one is hot enough to equal out that hot to crazy ratio.
relaxeazy 24
You're a dick NGL