Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Top comments
lilacgold 16
It's her hair, not yours, and she can dye it any colour she wants.
lalalaila777 24
so you enjoy it on men? who cares what you like in her hair or any women's hair? it's her own hair. she has to take your opinion on to her own style? f her life for having you as a judgemental bf imo 🤡
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Comments (13)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What did you do to piss her off?
lilacgold 16
It's her hair, not yours, and she can dye it any colour she wants.
lalalaila777 24
so you enjoy it on men? who cares what you like in her hair or any women's hair? it's her own hair. she has to take your opinion on to her own style? f her life for having you as a judgemental bf imo 🤡
Haldu 50
You don't like dyed hairs? Well, don't dye your hairs. Otherwise, other people don't give a damn about your preferences when it comes to their bodies.
Nazmazh 18
So? If this upsets you that badly, perhaps you two would be better off not being a couple. It certainly sounds like she would be better off not having to deal with your pissy attitude.
Crowned Sataness 12
she's her own person with her own personality. she shouldn't have to dim her sparkle because you're fragile
RichardPencil 32
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Charlie Given 28
Awwww did the poor little man child have a tantrum over some colored hair? Awe shall I get you a diaper & bottle for you,YA ASS CLOWN 🤡 grow up it's just hair for **** sake 🤦♂️🙄
Jendaflooid 6
Pissbaby crying about colored hair because 4chan told him to.
FluffythePink 23
You are about to be single, mate. When women change something about themselves to something a controlling, overbearing arse absolutely hates, we're picking the fight that ends things. I hope she finds someone who adores her in every glorious bright colour she wants to dye her hair.