Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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rawrriri 8
She likes the idea of you= she likes having a boyfriend. She doesn't like you= ... She doesn't like you..
caviar_fml 2
in theory you're good but you don't live up to her expectations
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Comments (165)
Epic_Times 10
She sounds like a rude bitch... Don't worry OP you will find someone a lot nicer who cares for you:)
Dcm210 19
maybe she was kidding or she's a bitch.
leochow9 4
Did you suggest a new sex position?
darkmis1 18
It means she likes the idea of having a guy who loves her, but you're too ugly to be that guy.
mamabear2011 5
that sux
mamabear2011 5
dang that does sux maybe so dont like boys
mamabear2011 5
thats so not cool
countrygirl0118 6
That line is from a Barbara Streisand movie...
jgam013727_fml 0
It means she liked the idea of what you guys could be but you suck as a boyfriend and let her down
maddyable24 2
It means she Likes the title of "dating you" but she doesn't like you