Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!
kris4126 0
Wow... What did you DO?
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Comments (68)
kris4126 0
Wow... What did you DO?
polico_wolf 0
because he must have done something to her
greenltrn2003 0
yeah...its always the mans fault of course. Men are such ****** animals... no woman can ever be a cheating/lying bitch. Theyre just too pure for that (/sarcasm)
BB7 0
Sure! it is always the men who do the bad things and broke the poor litle girls heart... we, men, are pure monster, have no emotion and just want to make girls sad! (/sarcasm)
Vexlor 0
Definitely! We only exist as sex crazed demons who want nothing more than to make women feel miserable... Well that's what my GF's mom seems to think....
boltaction1 0
My ex was "pure" with another guy. Guess I caused that too?
Macromartyr 3
If anything, guys are more faithful because a girl tends to get bored easily. Can't make up their minds!
W1ngnu7 5
What is this sarcasm you speak of
emma_jane 13
Alright, everyone who replied to this is pulling that sarcastic "guys are always bad" bullshit. People don't just randomly flip out like that unless they did something, or they're convinced that they did.
swaneh 0
Send her some ****. She'll be needing it if she keeps this up.
MacOSXpert 7
She'll find someone better than this clown. He probably cheated on her.
Postlude 1
Wild assumptions, ftw!
KumoFF7 3
fag
No_Heart 0
The bastard probably killed her and then raped her dead body, what a sick bastard.
BB7 0
No, that's what I did to her. It's just that she tought it was him.
Starfire22 5
Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!
time4coffee 3
Least she didn't use "we can still be friends" to break up with you
donnie111 12
it's funny how most people wana stay "friends" after they break up, I say it's a waste of time, it be to awkward. but I know what this guy went through. be strong
chakrabs 0
Seriously dude, how could someone that you "love deeply" (apparently) hate you enough to do that. I'm assuming that she never really considered herself to be your gf and that your "deep love" creeped her out.
your_face 15
Even if she did consider him her boyfriend (it did say she dumped him, after all), his "deep love" still might have creeped her out.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Has it occurred to anyone here that boys aren't the only cheating lying ****** around?? The OP might have been a sweet and loving BF, but the GF might have been cheating on him and losing interest, then decided to cut him off.
discoguru 0
You banged her sister while you were drunk, didn't you ?
schwinn11 0
I don't blame him, i bet it would be fun to bang 2 sisters
_Miaow_ 0
seriously??? that is just wrong.
farmgirl 3
Let's just be friends ... not.
MysteryJoker 5
^ This
xxreikoxx 31
Ugh...this reminds me of daily high school drama. You get dumped, and you hate each other, only to end up being friends again after sometime. Give the OP a week, he'll probably post another FML with a similar story. Not taking sides.
thesunshotme 0
I'm with #1... what the hell happened?! FYL
0___0 9
SORRY MCKENZIE.
0___0 9
Oops.... nevermind. But this will be his FML in a few hours ;o
BritishHobo 0
Whut?
Person1233 13
She's probably doing drugs and had a nervous breakdown. Now the voices control her life.