Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking because he actually thought two weeks paternity leave was going to be our new baby sleeping 18 hours a day while he played his Xbox, and get paid not to go to work every day. He was wrong, it’s been three days, and he’s exhausted already and whining. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I’m 8 months pregnant. The father says the he won’t come to any more appointments, the baby shower, or even the birth unless his new girlfriend is allowed to be in the room when I deliver. I said absolutely not, so he told me to never call him again, and blocked me. They’ve been together for 2 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend of three years and I had our first child together last year and he was so hands on, now when I ask him to help with the baby he tells me I’m the primary carer, and that he’s not ready to be a dad. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Weird, you're pregnant but he's got the mood swings? Something doesn't sound right.
onceuponatime456 16
You are in a tough situation but it is better that you know how much of a loser he is! Tell him to get lost and then make sure you go to court for child support!
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Comments (24)
Lobby_Bee 18
Weird, you're pregnant but he's got the mood swings? Something doesn't sound right.
onceuponatime456 16
You are in a tough situation but it is better that you know how much of a loser he is! Tell him to get lost and then make sure you go to court for child support!
Inkoseh 33
Are you actually RichardPencil and this is your new account because you were constantly down-voted every day?
onceuponatime456 16
Nope!
joeyl1990 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Time for an abortion
jbuckets_404 39
Adoption!!!
FueledbyCookies 15
First of all, she's six months along, you creep. That's not a good time to have an abortion. Second of all, don't tell a woman what to do. Who are you to declare how a woman's pregnancy should go? Lots of women have difficult pregnancies, and they love their kids just as much as they would if the pregnancy had gone smoothly. She knows what is best for herself. Don't take it upon yourself to decide what to do with her body and child.
tatsnstilettos 3
?????? seriously!!!
Liongoddess8 18
It's illegal to get an abortion at 6 months...
IAmClay 24
He is an ass, he clearly doesn’t understand something
Jurbla 14
This reads to me an awful lot like he's terrified of the level of commitment this relationship was about to enter and just used an excuse to go full scum bag, bail and leave you with the responsibilities I'm assuming he helped create. You might be surprised at the gold medal worthy mental gymnastics people do to justify their position when they're scared of something.
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
Today I grew a LUNG and your complaining about me not doing anything? What exactly did you do with your day that’s comparable.
tatsnstilettos 3
Exactlyyyyy!!!!!
Inkoseh 33
He is being a total asshole, but what he's feeling is something men go through while their SO's are pregnant/have babies. Tell him to go to, or go together to a therapist. It's a life changing event and I think he's scared what to expect. Give it a try, and if he still talks that way, you may need to let him go. Good luck to the both of you!
tacomaniac83 4
is it even his kid ?!?!
Autism92 5
I'm sure there will be just as bull an excuse when he has to pay child support.
simcityguy09 19
Hun, you’re better off without him then. He sounds like a dirtbag.